I’ve got this whole recession/economic meltdown/end of the world thing all figured out. So, you’ve got a kid in college and it’s costing you a fortune. Send them the Zing Spoon food launcher by Fred and Friends and all your troubles will be over in a jiffy. Your kid will be giddy beyond belief and take their new toy to the college cafeteria at the first opportunity. They will zero in on a target — probably on somebody named Kip, Biff, or Scooter and let Thursday’s Mystery Meat fly. With some luck, your kid will get kicked out of school and sent packing. With nowhere else to turn, your kid comes home.
Well, no kid of yours is going to just loaf around the house taking up space, so you have them mow and weed the lawn. Now you can cancel the lawn service. So, with the purchase of this $10 spring loaded spoon, you’ve saved the college and lawn care expenses. Life is grand now. Recession smeesession—or whatever the media is calling it–doesn’t affect you.
But thinking about this plan a little–your kid is probably going to eat 3 times their weight in food each day. Always wanting to borrow the car, begging for money, blasting their music, and playing the Wii until 2am. Isn’t this why you sent them off to college in the first place? Maybe you should skip the Zing and send them a care package consisting of a bag of Cheetos, deodorant, and new underwear instead. Perhaps this recession thing isn’t all that bad after all.
$9.99- Buy from Perpetual Kid
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